I am and always will be accepting anonymous secrets and problems. I love helping out with advice or just being a shoulder to lean on.
Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox promoting Jennifer’s Body (2009)
Fuck yeah. Best PSA ever seen.
That… did not end the way I expected it to.
In 2157, humanity discovered it was not alone in the universe. Thirty years later, they found a peaceful place among dozens of galactic species. But this idyllic future is overshadowed by a dark past: Reapers, a sentient race of machines responsible for cleansing the galaxy of all organic life every 50,000 years, are about to return. The leaders of the galaxy are paralyzed by indecision, unable to accept the legend of the Reapers as fact. But one soldier has seen the legend come to life. And now, the fate of the galaxy depends on them.
Happy Birthday, Commander Shepard! April 11th, 2154
slow down grab the wall, wiggle like u tryna make your ass fall off