I have this great Skyrim joke I can’t wait to use.

Person:  I love playing skyrim!

Me: Dovahkiin way?!

hehe.  I must find a way to use this.  Then laugh at my own pathetic punny joke. :D

Is it wrong to tell my ex-ish person who was “cheating” on me with his technically already girlfriend that I didn’t know he was still with, to GO DIE IN A FIRE on facebook chat?

No?  I didn’t think so.

Apparently Facebook thinks it’s cool to have my account like a bunch of stupid shit I’ve never heard of.

I just had to waste twenty minutes of my time going through and unliking things like cheapcreditcards.com.  Seriously, Facebook?  Tumblr would never do this to me.

To the people who follow me, wait for me to follow back, and then unfollow me:

This is what’s going to happen the next time I see someone start planking…

shutyourface09:

I really want someone who wants me back.

Is that so much to ask?  Someone who calls when he says he’ll call.  Someone who enjoys seeing me and being around me.  I’m so sick of head games and being pushed away.  If you want me, then I want you.  Simple as that.  Why does everything have to be so difficult?  Text me back.  Hug me as often as you can, and WANT to be with me.  That’s all I need to be happy.

If any of the people I’m following lose a follower because the unfollower can’t handle how awesome their blog is, I’ll follow them… two times.

I don’t know how, but I will dammit!

So. I’m collecting GIFs.

rawritsthewhitekenyan:

ilike-yourbeard:

Seriously doods.  If you could send me a GIF in my inbox, or reblog this and post all your fave gifs.  I just want to fill my folder with a bunch of awesome shit.  DO IT PUHLEASE!  I’ll share some of mine to get the ball rolling!

So. I’m collecting GIFs.

Seriously doods.  If you could send me a GIF in my inbox, or reblog this and post all your fave gifs.  I just want to fill my folder with a bunch of awesome shit.  DO IT PUHLEASE!  I’ll share some of mine to get the ball rolling!

or based on this picture… murder you.